Joke of the Day

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My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.

“I look like Mom,” said my nine-year-old, “but I have Dad’s eyes and Dad’s lips.”

The six-year-old said, “And I look just like Dad, but I have light hair.” Then she turned to me.

“Mom,” she asked, “what does Dad have to do with us being born anyway?”

Her older sister jumped right in. “Don’t be silly. Dad is the one who drove Mom to the hospital.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).