Joke of the Day

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A guy was clearing out the attic of a home he had just purchased, when he came upon an old painting and a violin.

Thinking they might be valuable, he took them to the auction house to be valued.

After studying them, the appraiser said, “Mr Cooper, I have good news and I have bad news.”

“What’s the good news?” the guy asked.

“The good news is that you have a Stradivarius and a Picasso,” replied the appraiser.

“Fantastic! What’s the bad news?”

“Well sir, the bad news is that Stradivarius was a very bad painter and Picasso made lousy violins!”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).