Joke of the Day

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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.

The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.”

The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.”

After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you got triplets.”

The man was like “Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.”

Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says “Congratulations, you got twins x2.”

The man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel “4 Seasons.”

All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall.

They asked him what’s wrong and he answered, “What’s wrong? I work for 7up”!

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).