Two actors who haven’t seen each other in several weeks run in to each other on the street.
1st Actor: Haven’t seen you in a while, how’s everything going?
2nd Actor: Been better.
#1: Why, what’s the problem?
#2: Two weeks ago I got a call from a lawyer in Florida. It seems I had an aunt that I never knew about that died and left me $2,000,000.
#1: That’s great!
#2: Yeah. And then last week I hit the lottery and won $7,000,000.
#1: That’s wonderful!
#2: Yeah, but this week, nothing!