Joke of the Day

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In the doctors office two patients are talking “You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake”

“A sponge!” exclaims the other “And do you feel much pain”

“No pain at all”, says the first, “but do I get thirsty!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).