Joke of the Day

A woman rushes into the foyer of a large hotel and sprints up to reception desk. She hammers on the bell.

“Yes”, says the receptionist irritably.

“Excuse me”, says the woman, “but I’m in a frightful hurry, could you check me out, please?”

The clerk stares at her, looks her up and down.”Not bad baby,” he smiles, “not bad at all.”