Be Prepared to Groan
A Russian weatherman named Rudolph and his wife are sitting at their kitchen table, which is next to the window. Since he’s Russian, people affectionately call him “Rudolph the Red.”
Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, “Oh look honey, it’s raining outside.”
His wife looks out as well and says, “No, I think that is snow.”
He looks at her and says, “Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.”
Yeah, I know, UGH!
