A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye…
He thinks this is a FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION, and drives on….
Soon, he sees another sign, which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION… 5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are FOR REAL, and drives
past a third sign, saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION… NEXT RIGHT
His CURIOSITY gets the best of him, and he pulls into the drive…
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building, with a small sign
next to the door, reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
The door is answered by a Nun, in a long black habit, who asks, “What may
we do for you, my Son?”
He responds, “I saw your signs, along the highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business…”
“Very well, my Son. Please follow me.” He is led, through many winding
passages, and is soon quite disoriented.
The Nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, “Please knock, on this
He does so and another Nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, answers
This nun instructs, “Please place $100, in the cup; then go
through the large wooden door, at the end of the hallway.”
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!