Joke of the Day

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye…

It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION… 10 MILES

He thinks this is a FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION, and drives on….
Soon, he sees another sign, which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION… 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are FOR REAL, and drives
past a third sign, saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION… NEXT RIGHT

His CURIOSITY gets the best of him, and he pulls into the drive…

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building, with a small sign
next to the door, reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps, and rings the bell…

The door is answered by a Nun, in a long black habit, who asks, “What may
we do for you, my Son?”

He responds, “I saw your signs, along the highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business…”

“Very well, my Son. Please follow me.” He is led, through many winding
passages, and is soon quite disoriented.

The Nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, “Please knock, on this
door.”

He does so and another Nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, answers
the door…

This nun instructs, “Please place $100, in the cup; then go
through the large wooden door, at the end of the hallway.”

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall, and slips through
the door, pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

Attribution: Bev

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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