Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all chatting.
Sleeping Beauty said: “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said: “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
“It is official: I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am officially the smallest person in the world.”
“Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?”