Joke of the Day

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A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. The parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children. He told her that God is everywhere & sees everything they do. She asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.

So, the next morning, the mother sent her youngest son in first.

The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?” The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response.So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?” Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer.

The elder raised his voice and bellowed, “WHERE IS GOD!?” The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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