Joke of the Day

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A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the  occasion.

But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said.  “Rest in  Peace”

The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain.

After  he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, “Sir, I’m  really sorry for the mistake, but rater than getting angry, you should imagine  this:

Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers  with a note saying, “Congratulations on you new location.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).