Joke of the Day

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Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating  rink.
Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to  the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy  cigarettes at the front.
Only in America… do people order double cheese  burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
Only in America… do banks leave  both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only  in America… do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and  put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America… do they use  answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won’t miss  a call from someone they didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in  America… do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of  eight.
Only in America… do they use the word “politics” to describe the  process so well; “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking  creatures”.
Only in America… do they have drive-up ATM machines with  Braille lettering

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).