Joke of the Day

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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son asking, “What’s wrong? I told you to be quiet.”

The son answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said ‘Should we eat them here or take them with us?’ I panicked…”

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).