There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
“Hello, sir, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
So I said, “Come in and sit down.”
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you want to talk about?
He said, “Beats the hell out of me, I’ve never gotten this far before.”
Attribution: Karen
