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Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget.

The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent.
They had Queen arrested.

She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape.

This incensed the judge so, that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit.

The following was printed in the paper the next day:

“Small Medium at Large”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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