Joke of the Day

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later:”Da..aaad”

“What”

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”

“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”

Five minutes later: “Daa….aaad…”

“WHAT!?”

“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?”

I told you NO! Ifyou ask again I’ll have to spank you!”

Five minutes later..”Daaaa….aaaad!”

“When you come up to spank me can you bring a drink of water?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).