Joke of the Day

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A redneck frantically calls 911.

He says, “Help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart”.

The 911 operator asks, “is this her first child?”

To which the redneck replies, “Of course not, you idiot…this is her husband”.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).