A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. “Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!”
Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: “Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.”
“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front!”