Joke of the Day

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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70.
Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

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I was at an A.T.M. yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a m. Can you believe that! 2:30 am?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Attribution: Fred

 

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).