Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, “I think librarians are, everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
The second surgeon said, “No, electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded.”
The third surgeon shut them up when he said, “You’re both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”