Joke of the Day

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Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I think librarians are, everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

The second surgeon said, “No, electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded.”

The third surgeon shut them up when he said, “You’re both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).