Joke of the Day

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Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa’s going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then.

Mommy, Mommy! I don’t want to go to Australia.
Quiet son and keep swimming.

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Quiet son, you’ll wake your father.

Mommy, Mommy! Why’s everybody running?
Quiet and reload.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).