Joke of the Day

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A true story from an Irish Sunday School teacher:

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?”

“NO!” the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”

Again, they all answered, “NO!”

“If I gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?”

Again, they all answered, “NO!”

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, “Then how can I get into Heaven?”

A little boy shouted out, “YUV GOTTA BE FREAKIN DEAD!”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).