Joke of the Day

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washing machineA fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why  are wedding dresses white?”

The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your  bride is pure.”

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why are  wedding dresses white?”

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, “Son, all household  appliances come in white.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).