More Science Jokes:
Q: What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
A: I’m sick of your negativity.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
Q: How do geologists ask each other out?
A: They say, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
Q: What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself?
A: A cell-fie.
Q: photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says,
A: “No, I’m traveling light.”