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Science Jokes

Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
A: Sorry! My Fault.

Q: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
A: Well, you’re not a very good host.

Q: How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
A: She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”

Q: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
A: Antibiotics.

Q: Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
A: Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

Attribution: Fred

 

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).