Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
A: Sorry! My Fault.
Q: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
A: Well, you’re not a very good host.
Q: How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
A: She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”
Q: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
Q: Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
A: Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.