Joke of the Day

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An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight to keep it from blowing away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam,… I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know that,” said the lady. “I need both hands to hold onto my hat.”

“But madam, you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.

The lady replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. This is a brand new hat.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).