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A guy turns 70 and says (part 2)

• Your exercise class is over by the time you get into your leotard.

• At age 104 you no longer worry about peer pressure.

• You have two heart bypasses, a new hip, diabetes, half-blind, deaf, bad circulation, 40 medications, and a drivers license.

• You want to be buried at WalMart so you daughters will visit you weekly.

• You attend your aged husband’s funeral and the director tells you it isn’t worth going home.

• When a nap feels like a reward, instead of punishment.

Attribution: fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).