A guy turns 70 and says(part 1)
• You confide to a friend you are having an affair, and she asks if it is catered.
• You avoid sagging skin by eating until the wrinkles fill out.
• You start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
• When your memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When your memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
• Your entire shopping cart has products that say “For Fast Relief”
• You can still fit into the earrings you wore in high school.