Joke of the Day

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A guy turns 70 and says(part 1)

• You confide to a friend you are having an affair, and she asks if it is catered.

• You avoid sagging skin by eating until the wrinkles fill out.

• You start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

• When your memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When your memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

• Your entire shopping cart has products that say “For Fast Relief”

• You can still fit into the earrings you wore in high school.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).