Joke of the Day

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Our neighbors gave us a pumpkin pie as a holiday gift.

As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad.

It was so inedible that we had to throw it away.

Ever gracious and tactful, my wife sent the neighbors a note.

It read: “Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something like that doesn’t last very long in our house.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).