Joke of the Day

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Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Little Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully … if I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Little Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently … if I gave you two apples and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Little Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Little Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?”

Little Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).