Joke of the Day

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Mr. Johnson walked anxiously to the house and knocked.

putty tatWhen a nice old lady answered, he said sadly, “I’m sorry, madam, but I have some bad news.

I’m afraid I have run over your cat.   I… would like to replace it.”

The little lady looked him up and down and said, “I’m game, but how good are you at catching mice?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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