Joke of the Day

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An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Richard, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?”

“Yes,” said Richard, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”

The lawyer asks Richard again, “Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?”

“Yes,” says Richard, “I saw him do it.”

Then the lawyer asks Richard, “Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?”

Richard says, “I can see the moon, how far is that?”

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).