As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices will have to increase by about 10%.
But, since we cannot increase our prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will instead have to lay off sixty of our employees.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots, found sixty ‘Biden-Harris’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can’t think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change and I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual Christmas party.