Joke of the Day

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Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices will have to increase by about 10%.

But, since we cannot increase our prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will instead have to lay off sixty of our employees.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots, found sixty ‘Biden-Harris’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.

I can’t think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change and I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual Christmas party.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).