Joke of the Day

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So, are we Republicans supposed to riot tomorrow? I’m new at this.

Who’s bringing the rocks and bricks?

Where are we looting? I like Home Depot!

Are we burning cars or just busting windows?

I think we need lists. And an organizer.

What about snacks? I can bring drinks.

What’s the dress code? Business casual or dressy western?

I have so many questions.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).