Don’t be worried about your computer, smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
I’m getting tired of being part of a major, historic event.
I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.
How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought, “Well, aren’t we just two clowns short of a circus?”
At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity? As in: “That’s a load of 20-20.” or “What in the 20-20.” or “ab-so-20-20-lute-ly.”
You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.