We can all agree that in 2015, not a single person got the answer correct to, “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”
So, if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?
If you can’t think of a word say, “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual, instead of an idiot.
I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
CORONACOASTER noun: the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you’re loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like.
I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 47, my humor suggests I’m 13, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.
Attribution: Fred
