Joke of the Day

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The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.”
I whispered back, “Bring pizza.”

Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red) … I can’t see you anymore. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!
Trainer: It was a sit-up. You did one sit-up.

Having plans sounds like a good idea, until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older … this is not what I expected.

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.

It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).