I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 85?’
She asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’
‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then she asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’
I said, ‘Not much. My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.
She asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lot of sex?’
‘No,’ I said.
She looked at me and said, ‘Then, why do you even give a crap? ‘