Joke of the Day

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One day, a first-grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.

She came to the part where Chicken Little was warning the farmer.

She read, “… and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling.'”

The teacher then asked her class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”

One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think that farmer said, ‘Holy Crap … A Talking Chicken!'”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).