One day, a first-grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part where Chicken Little was warning the farmer.
She read, “… and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling.'”
The teacher then asked her class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”
One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think that farmer said, ‘Holy Crap … A Talking Chicken!'”