Joke of the Day

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A man who absolSylvesterutely hated his wife’s cat decided to get rid of  him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him  at the park.

As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try  the same thing.

As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat   would always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then   left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat   there?”

“Yes,” the wife answers.  “Why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answers:  “Put that damn cat on the phone. I’m  lost and I need directions!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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