Joke of the Day

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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.

The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like.

The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.”

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like.

The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.”

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like.

The vampire responds, “I vould like some plasma.”

The waitress looks up and says, “Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).