Joke of the Day

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A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you wouBarbield,  “How much is Barbie?”

“Well,” she says, “we have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes nightclubbing for $19.95, and  Divorced Barbie for $265.00.”

“Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?”

“Yeah, well, it’s like this … Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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