Joke of the Day

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After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her carefully, then said, ‘You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.’

‘What does that mean?’ she asked suspiciously.

He said, ‘Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!’

She beamed at him happily and said: ‘Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?’

‘I’m Just Kidding!’

(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).

 

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).