Joke of the Day

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Cop: “Please step out of the car”
Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”

If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say

“Did you bring the money?”


When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.


I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.


I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).