On a repair shop door:
“WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)”
“Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter”
This one I caught in the Daily Bugle the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day.
“Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says”
Really? Ya’ think?