In a London department store:
“BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.”
In an office:
“WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY, PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.”
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In a London office:
“AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.”
Attribution: Fred
