Joke of the Day

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A woman came home one day and told her husband: “Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is.”

Bugs carHer husband asked her what it was and she told him it had water in the injectors. The husband thought for a moment, then said: “I don’t mean this badly, but you don’t know the injectors from the accelerator.”

“No, there’s definitely water in the injectors,” she insisted.

“OK, Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?” the husband asked.

“In the lake.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).