Joke of the Day

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A man was checking into a hotel when he saw a golden retriever sitting on a rug near the hotel elevator.

Talking to the man behind the desk, he asked, “Does your dog bite?” The attendant said, “No, he doesn’t.”

But as the man let his hand down to pat the dog, it bit his hand and held on so tightly that the man had to throw him across the room.

Returning to the desk, the man said, “I thought you said that your dog didn’t bite.”

He directed the attendant’s attention to the dog, who now had returned to the rug.

The attendant simply answered, “My friend that is NOT my dog.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).