Joke of the Day

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After a round of golf two guys, one a newlywed, were at the 19th hole talking about the recent marriage.

First golfer: “You say you are your wife’s third husband?”

Newlywed: “No, I am her fourth husband.”

First golfer: “Heavens man, you are not a husband, you are a habit.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).