Joke of the Day

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A soldier sought shelter in the cook’s tent during a dust storm that swept over the camp during war maneuvers.

He noticed that the lid of the soup kettle was awry, permitting dust to blow into the soup and called it to the cooks attention.

“If you’d put that lid more firmly on that kettle, we wouldn’t get so much dust and dirt with our soup,” he said tartly.

“See here my young lad,” said the cook angrily, “my business is to serve you food and Your business is to serve your country.”

“Quite right. My business is to serve my country, but not to eat it.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).